February 2011
148 posts
January 2011
204 posts
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hell yuhhs
I’ve been laying here in bed deciding if I should get up or not. BUT then I remembered we went to Costco yesterday and we got sesame bagels! fuck yes.
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oh my
i’m addicted to food, i think. it’s getting really serious, you guys. i can’t stop. all i ever want are tacos. all day everyday. can’t stop iiiit.
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as your attorney
i advise you to watch Portlandia. Its literally ThEE funniest/ironic show that has existed on television. it’s on IFC. go!
Charlie and the chocolate factory
my sister and I are watching it on ABC family…
Me: why the fuck would Charlie hold the ticket above his head?!
Rachel: I don’t know..
Me: you put that shit in your pocket or in your asshole.
haha, man. I am SO funny.
OH HEY
HANGOVER! REALLY MISSED YA. PSYCH.
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apparently
James Franco made a sex tape when
he was 19 for fun. I’d kill to be that chick. I seriously hope it is somehow dug out of the grave it’s probably in and released on the Internet. like, I have to see it. I really need it, you guys!
spacefungus asked: awesome, I hope you're serious. I always feel like asks are just people I know in disguise. how you doin gurrrl?
spacefungus asked: thanks for the anon ask. you're my favorite.
tonight
has been really weird. i’m so extremely tired and i have been drinking the same beer for over an hour. today was really shitty and i hope a day like today never happens again. i just ordered these bad boys and i will receive them in 3-4 business days. sweeett
